⚠️ NOT REAL THERAPY ⚠️

Dr. Freudenstein's
Childhood Trauma Generatorβ„’

Turning your adult problems into someone else's fault since 1987

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Hmm... tell me about your problems...
Dr. Wilhelm Freudenstein III, Ph.D. Licensed Pretend Therapist β€’ Trauma Enthusiast ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Definitely a real doctor" - My Mom

πŸ“‹ Patient Intake Form

Describe your current adult problems and I'll tell you exactly whose fault it is.

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